Once upon a time an asphalt racer took a vacation to a land far, far away (Dirtville). As he walked up to a racer that he seen while he was pressure washing his dirt car he said "No, no.. STOP ! You will short your wiring out !!" The dirt racer calmly laid down his pressure washer wand and said to the asphalt feller "You never heard the legend of Fishville ?". "Legend of Fishville ?", the asphalt racer asked while scratching his forehead. "Yes another land far far away", commented the dirt racer.." A caveman was out there fishing in his boat and shorted his wiring so he had to paddle back home when his motor electrical fried and wouldn't run. When he docked his boat at his cave, he blew his connectors out with compressed air and got to thinking before he reconnected the connection, and a light bulb lit inside his mellon.... The Legend of Dielectric Grease was born..."
The asphalt racer walked away with a HUGE smile from the knowledge he had gained at the dirt racer's place and they both lived happily... without shorts in the wiring... ever after.
~Gimpster~